What Women Want: Part I

Do you know that annoying programme on TV? You know the one with a bunch of fairly attractive looking guys (I think 3 of them are still in the closet though) trying their best to impress a bunch of local ladies who can't seem to make up their minds about who is cute and who is not? Yeah that one.

I personally think that the title is rather shallow. Without being rhetoric here, the proper question is not what women want but rather what women need from men.

Ladies don't get me wrong here. See, you may have a supermodel, boy-toy material boyfriend who has the face of an angel and the well-sculpted body that you and every other lady in this world would want to see every morning. In simpler terms he is what you want.

Lets just put aside the fact that he can make Ashton look like a retarded walrus, what if he treats you like crap whenever he feels like it. True he can charm a fish out of water, but only if he wants something from you. Is that what you want?

But hey at least he is good looking. What about those poor girls who not only treats you like crap AND looks like a retarded walrus? Doesn't your heart bleed for them too? Mine does. Geez imagine waking up to a retarded walrus every morning.

Women are complex creatures indeed. Everything about them is complex and so hard to understand. Their moods, thoughts, make up and menstrual cycle etc. Yet all complex systems actually have simple patterns and women are no different. Hey I'm not being a sexist I'm just stating the obvious here.

And the obvious is women can't stop thinking about sex. There I said it. Think about it for one miserable second. Countless issues of many distinguished women's magazines can't sell squat unless the word orgasm, bachelor and shoes is in it (well the last item is kind of sexist).

 

 

 

 

 

I just read a copy of a year old Cosmopolitan (yes I read women's mags) and it had this article about (surprise, surprise) orgasms and how to reach them. Secrets shared by sexually active ladies to achieve maximum pleasure with your partners. Secrets that will leave you naked, sprawled-eagle on your bed with your body drenched in sweat and breathing heavily with a smile of satisfaction on your face ...... no wait thats just the outcome after a night with me.

Anyway the descriptions given were even more graphic than the regular monthly issue of Penthouse. I was like wow .... women do think about sex. The question is how much?

To be continued ....

Comments

[Ali]

God......damn....

[J'v'nessa]

hahaha...women do think about sex..who says they dont? we human also ma..aiya..ahahaha..but seriously, that tv prog. is annoying.

[Ali]

Never heard of a retarted walrus...

[Sebby]

oh there are such things as a retarded walrus. its the kind that goes around and uses its flippers to pleasure itself while making walrus like sounds.

[Vithyappriya]

O-kay... every1 seems 2 say the TV prog is annoying.. oppss.. i was on the 1st episode of it.. anyways, i would make no comments on the tv programme itself (can't b bias now, can i?) but..anyways..

who says women go 4 just looks? we ADMIRE looks as do men but the only diffence is tht men WANT those super-models.. we always choose the ones who have touched our hearts.. those guys who have tolerated our many mood swings, wiped away our tears countless times, those who come shopping wif us even if they would prefer playing DOTA at hme.. they r the ones we want as our own...

Take for example "barbie doll" in our batch, how many men r climbing on top of each other, trying their best 2 win her ova.. its pathetic realli.. there r other pretty gals as well but guys seem so blinded by "barbie doll" tht they just don't notice others..

And abt women n sex.. of course we think abt sex.. we r mammals at the end of the day.. since when did the sex drive of men out-weight womens'? biologically, it is the same.. its just society tht forces us 2 supress our sex-drive so as 2 not 2 b labeled "cheap" or "slutty" (unfortunately, those words have now b'come an household term tht every single gal is bein called tht)

oh well.. my 5 cents worth..